Fake patrol car smashed in hit and run

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 11/06/2019 at 13:19 • Filed to: more than a police blotter

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This car will make your heart skip a beat until you remem ber it’s a decoy.

Around 5 a.m. the page reported Doug had a “rough morning” after a vehicle ran into his parked police car at approximately 2:30 a.m. Monday.

“Sitting with the park lights on and still got whacked,” the faux deputy relayed in a post that shows a video of a truck hitting the right side of the inanimate car before flipping into the air, narrowly missing a nearby coffee stand and parked truck.

“I don’t know how it happened, but the guy’s truck just gracefully flew through the air, missed my shop, missed my truck, missed the coffee shop and sign,” Farmer said. “He had to have been going at least 60 or 65 miles per hour, but no damage was done here.”

According to Farmer, who arrived at the scene around 4:30 a.m., the driver’s vehicle rolled and came to a rest on its roof “at least 100 feet” from the point of initial impact with the parked cop car.

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Nick Has an Exocet > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/06/2019 at 14:02

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My favorite part: “Doug took one for the team,” Farmer said. “That dude is sitting up there day-in and day-out with people throwing eggs at him, and people using BB guns to shoot him. It’s like the Wild West down there.”  

wkiernan > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/06/2019 at 14:19

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Mrs. Gladys Smith, a nurse at the Regional Community Hospital, saw the entire tragic incident. “ I ran over to check on the driver of the police car and see if he had been hurt . He was just sitting there in the wrecked patrol car with, how can I put it, a serene look on his face. I asked him, ‘are you OK?’ but he didn’t say a word , just sat there smiling. Then I took his pulse - nothing! Oh, i t was so horrible!”

Jayvincent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/06/2019 at 20:09

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talk about target fixation! BAM